♪Finland is a strong wife and tough!
He can do wife things but also do man stuff!
He'll endear you with his Christmas ways;
But don't be fooled, cuz he'll shoot you in the face!
Don't underestimate what this crazy shit can do!
He'll smile so sweetly as he breaks you in two!
He is full of strategy and wit!
Who else do you know can put up with Sweden's shit?
Sealand and Ladonia make lots of noise;
But Finland's unphased, cuz boys will be boys!
Don't fuck with Finland's merry Christmas cheer;
Or he'll fuck you up with rabid reindeer!
Just keep him happy for goodness sakes;
Or he'll cut you up to make his blood pancakes!
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Liechtenstein's Birthday Song by Ravyn-Karasu, literature
Literature
Liechtenstein's Birthday Song
♪Liechtenstein! Liechtenstein! So adorable, she seems Divine!
Liechtenstein! Liechtenstein! Take a look at her, and Switzerland will break your spine!
O Liechtenstein! Liechtenstein! Such a cutie! Wish you were mine!
You look so radiant in that dress, but Switzerland keeps you like that Tangled princess!
You will never belong to me; so I'll ship you with Switzerland, and that's how it'll be!
O Darlin' Liechtenstein, you'd make me a beautiful wife...
But I'm no fool...No I'm no foooool
I've met Switzerland and I value my life♪